Rodgers Saying All the Right Things... for Now

They say you never want to be the man who replaces a legend, but that you'd rather be the guy who replaces the guy who replaced the legend.

Aaron Rodgers, however, is trying his best to put an end to that mantra by any means necessary. Even if that means reaching out to the paradigm of replacement QBs, Steve Young.

Young replaced Joe Montana in San Francisco back in 1991. "I've just got to be me. I'm not Brett, I'm never going to live up to his legendary status regardless of how well I play," said Rodgers. "Steve Young was a great QB in San Francisco. But Joe (Montana) won four Super Bowls. And Steve still had a Hall of Fame career. I want his advice."

Ever since Brett Favre finally said the 'R' word, Rodgers has been under a microscope. His every move has been monitored, and he has taken it in stride. He has answered the same questions every time the press has been allowed access to the locker room after the teams "voluntary" workouts.

When asked what it's like to finally be the starting QB of the Green Bay Packers, Rodgers has given very mature answers, saying "I know the pressure I'm under. I know who I'm following. I know that it's a tough situation and a lot of people are expecting me to fail outside of this locker room," he said after the first OTA. "I'm just trying to get the guys we've got here now to believe in me."

With the "boo-yah!" network (ESPN) over-analyzing the Packers draft selections of Brian Brohm and Matt Flynn—second and seventh-round picks respectively—putting added pressure on Rodgers to succeed. When asked about a potential QB controversy, Rodgers responded confidently, saying "I think that is a false statement, actually. And coach (Mike) McCarthy would say the same thing."

What the "boo-yah!" network seemed to magically forget was that the Pack was in dire need of backup QBs, and the free-agent market wasn't exactly booming with "Packers" material.

General Manager Ted Thompson brought former Minnesota Vikings QB Daunte Cullpepper in for a visit and an interview, but quickly decided against bringing in the injury-prone former All-Pro to the green and gold. "They had to bring in a guy that would back me up," said Rodgers. "It was either going to be through free agency or the draft."

Favre's favorite target over the last several season, Donald Driver, has been quoted as saying "...the transition between Favre to Rodgers has been seamless. Brett; he's not here, but his spirit is here," continued Driver. "Nothing's changing, we're not going to do anything different than what we would do if Brett was here. The play calling is going to stay the same. The cadence is going to stay the same. There's nothing different, you just see a different face, but you all move on."

"One guy I really need in my corner is Donald (Driver.) We've had some really good conversations about getting on the same page. It was obvious with him and Brett—all they needed was eye contact,” Rodgers said "I know the comparisons will happen. Probably for my entire career as a Packer and as long as I play in the NFL...My connection will be the guy who followed Brett Favre," Rodgers knowingly admits.

The Packers have great depth at every offensive position. (They really only lack in experience at QB. But scouts have ranted and raved about Brian Brohm being more than NFL ready, having been a three-year starter and running a West-Coast style offense at Louisville.)

With the emergence of Ryan Grant last year, and with the promising talent of 2007 second-round pick Brandon Jackson looking to secure the backup spot, the Packers are not hurting for offense. The running game looks to be a lot brighter situation than last year, when the Packers were ranked 32nd in the league for rushing average, until Grant broke out against Denver on Monday Night Football in Week Nine.

Their receiving corps isn't bad either, with starters Greg Jennings and Donald Driver being followed by second-year pro James Jones and this year's second-round pick Jordy Nelson from Kansas State. Rodgers will have his pick of the litter with a maturing receiving group.

The drama of Favre's will-he, won't-he un-retire charade has faded, and the post-Favre era of the Pack has begun. From the look of all the attitudes around the Packer's mini-camp, Rodgers should be a more than suitable replacement for the future first-ballot Hall of Famer.

But Rodgers' charisma and good looks will only get him so far in the city of Green Bay. He still has to back up all his talking of "going out and playing his game." And proving his doubters wrong by establishing himself as a durable QB who can play more than four quarters in an NFL season without getting hurt.

On Second Thought, They Were All Bad (A Nerds Rant)

A year ago this summer the world saw the third installment of the live-action Spider-man movies hit the movie theaters world-wide, with an unprecedented hype machine working for it, Spider-man 3 was supposed to be the ultimate superhero movie. Long story short; it wasn't. By any stretch of the imagination.

Now I find myself immersed in plenty of new and old Spidey reference material through my local book and comic stores, and I have to say all three movies could have been so much better.

The character of Spider-man is the wise-cracking jester of the Marvel universe. Spidey is also a pretty smart arachnid. In the comics he creates his web-shooters, he figures out how to defeat his opponents with his wits, not his brawn, or by complete happenstance-as seen in all three movies. The Sam Raimi directed Spider-man films have grossed well over $1 billion globally. But if you dig into what Raimi is actually putting on his scripts and transferring to the screen you may see things a bit differently.

First- Raimi's magnum opus prior to the Spider-man series was the Evil Dead trilogy. A series that was originally premised as a horror franchise that quickly became a comedy/thriller (loose terminology on "thriller.") Raimi-much like Tim Burton- is unwilling to evolve his shooting style, which is very evident in Spider-man 2 when Doctor Octopus' (Alfred Molina) grafted extremities kill the doctors preparing for his autopsy. The camera movements and cuts are almost precisely the same as a scene in Evil Dead 2.

You can argue that it was an homage to his earlier work, blah, blah, blah. But why does he have to give himself an homage? Why does the "birth of Doc Ock" have to come with a scene from Evil Dead? Why not create something new?

Throughout the movie series there seems to be one constant thing with the character of Spider-man: he's a mute!

Part of the tactics employed by the comic version of Spider-man is to aggravate his foe to the point where they will make a costly mistake. In the movies? Spider-man never does anything to the opposition, they set up a trap and it backfires due to either his "spider sense" (ala spidey 1,) a revelation by the villain (spidey 2,) or just accepting an apology (Sandman in the third film.) So it would seem the only villain who was actually defeated was Venom (who was not actually even named in the film) and how is Venom defeated? By a bomb that Harry brought with him on his flying snowboard.

Now let's divulge ourselves a little deeper into the psyche of the movie villains. Most obviously with all of the villains in Raimi's Spider-man films is the idea that they all should be personally connected to Peter somehow.

First The Green Goblin: Connection- Peter's best friends' father.
The Lowdown: The casting of Willem Defoe as Norman Osborn/GG was excellent. The voice of the Goblin was creepy. As Norman, Defoe made you believe he was a huge jerk. The costume, however, was a total joke.

A genetically enhanced, and mentally torn Norman Osborn who, after having his funding threatened to be pulled by some bias jerk of a military leader was forced to test his formula for strength enhancements in humans on himself. The trials of the serum proved the formula to not be ready for human testing, causing increased aggression and insanity. But in his desperation Osborn tested the serum on himself, thus creating the Green Goblin.

We can't really blame Norman Osborn for wanting to save his company, can we? So is he really a bad guy? Or someone who was pushed to a drastic measure and suffered the consequences of someone else being a d-bag to him?

Next we have
Dr. Otto Octavious/Doctor Octopus: Connection- One of Peter's role models. Peter meets Otto and his wife, Rose, through Harry and really connects with them

The Lowdown: Played by Alfred Molina, who also performed the role very well, but as my good friend Matt has pointed out in his blog (http://anotherdamncomicblog.blogspot.com/2007/09/its-almost-like-its-2004-all-over-again.html) Doc Ock is really at no fault of his own because, for whatever reason, his arms have some artificial intelligence and thanks to a "neural inhibitor" Dr. Octavious is able to manipulate the arms to do his will. But after the accident that grafts the arms to his body, the inhibitor is broken and the arms begin to take control of his mind.

Can Octavious be blamed? I don't think so, he's a grieving widower who only wants to see his life's work completed. Whereas the arms for some reason, as are all artificially intelligent beings apparently, are evil.

It is, nonetheless, in the first meeting between Spider-man and Doc Ock, during a bank robbery, that we get just the second time in the series where Spider-man makes a witty remark by shouting "Here's your change" at the villain while throwing back a bag of... Change. Right!

In the third installment we find Spider-man facing three, maybe four (if you stretch the main "moral" of the movie, which the fourth villain would be Peter, himself) villains the New Goblin/Harry Osborn, the Sandman and Venom/symbiote.

We will discuss this villains in order of appearance

First we have
New Goblin/Harry: Connection- Peter's best friend

The Lowdown:Having discovered Spider-man is actually his best friend, Peter Parker, Harry has had one motive since the first movie: Avenge his father, Norman, by killing Spider-man.

At the end of Spider-man 2 Harry discovered his father's old "Goblin Lair" Harry takes his inheritance and runs with it. Modifying his father's original goblin designs into his own style.

With continuity errors aside (why doesn't the "Goblin Juice" make Harry go insane?) Harry can't be blamed for wanting to avenge his father, can he?

Next we have The Sandman/Flint Marko: Connection- Marko is discovered to be the actual shooter of Peter's Uncle Ben

An escaped convict Marko falls into a particle accelerator full of sand while on the run and is turned into the Sandman (this is probably the best scene from Spider-man 3)

Marko leads a life of crime as a way to get money to help his sick daughter, which makes his life of crime okay.


Finally we have Venom/Eddie Brock/symbiote: The connection- Eddie is a competing photographer with Peter at the Daily Bugle. The symbiote had originally been with Peter, creating the black Spidey costume.

The Lowdown: Venom is created when Peter ditches the symbiote at a church where Eddie Brock is praying for the death of Parker. The symbiote quickly finds itself on Brock, thus creating Venom

Venom is about the only real villain who is being bad, just for the sake of being bad. But he does also have a vendetta against Spider-man/Parker, so he is kind of justified.

The final part of this rant goes towards the casting of the recurring characters and the montages of the films.

Tobey Maguire; a soft spoken actor who does a great job preparing for roles, but could not emote on screen to save his life. As Peter Parker/Spider-man Maguire has found stardom. But this is a hollow victory due to the fact that his stardom is due the fact that he has the role, not his portrayal of Marvel Comics cornerstone character.

Kirsten Dunst; how she landed this role, no one will ever know! Her biggest role before landing this one was when she was 12 years old. Her portrayal of Peter/Spider-man's biggest supporter is a slap in the face to creators Steve Ditko and Stan Lee. The Mary Jane on screen is nothing short of a prima donna, even though she hasn't accomplished anything yet.

James Franco as Harry Osborn is easily the best casting decision to the main cast members of the Spider-man series. He looks like he could be the song of Willem Defoe (aka Norman Osborn) and is a solid actor.

Finally the montages need to end!

The "Rain Drops Keep Falling on My Head" montage in Spider-man 2 was quite funny. But it was pushed to it's limit in the third installment during Peter's "dark phase" with his Saturday Night Fever strut.

All-in-all with a regrading of the Spider-man movies they go from the first installment to the most recent go as such:

Spider-man : C
Spider-man 2: C+
Spider-man 3: D

Baby Mama Review

Grade: B


In 2004 Tina Fey and Amy Poehler became the first all-woman tandem for the Saturday Night Live segment “Weekend Update.” The comedic chemistry between the two made the “Update” segment a highlight during a harsh transition time for the SNL crew. Now, two years after their last segment together, Poehler and Fey reunite in the comedy Baby Mama.

We are first introduced to Kate Holbrook (Fey) explaining how badly she wants a child of her own, scaring away her date.

After being told Kate has been told she has a one-in-a-million chance of conceiving a child through artificial insemination, or natural conception workaholic, Kate decides she has reached the end of her self-dependent road of trying to have a child and reaches out to a surrogacy agency to help her fulfill her maternal desires. Enter Angie (Poehler,) a woman who “knows how to get pregnant” as she casually blurts out in her first meeting with Kate.

Much like on Fey’s NBC show 30 Rock she seems to have been type casted for the role of Kate, as she plays a successful woman who shares an “interesting” relationship with a boss who is less than modest in his accomplishments.

Baby Mama is a perfect example of how chemistry between two leading roles can overcome straight acting talent. Along with a solid, and extremely humorous supporting cast such as Steve Martin and Sigourney Weaver Baby Mama can definitely walk on its own quickly after the movie’s opening crawls out of the gates.

Martin plays the quirky, hippy owner of the organic food company that Kate who has creates humorously awkward moments. Such as his reward to Kate for finding a perfect spot to open a flagship store in midtown Philadelphia is five minutes of “uninterrupted eye contact.”

Weaver’s character- who is not only the president of a surrogacy planning center, but also an extremely fertile woman herself- plays the object of Kate’s envy, being several years more advanced than Kate. Weaver’s portrayal of the extremely air-headed and whimsical Chaffee Bicknell is a delight to see. The fast quips between Bicknell and Kate are extremely pleasurable.

For what it brings to the table, Baby Mama is a comedy that everyone can enjoy. There are several scenes that could have played out as a skit on SNL, with a little more depth than just the string of one-line jokes the show has become known for. The overall message of the story doesn’t shy too far away from what you would expect from this movie, which does hinder the movie from bringing it to that next tier of pregnancy comedies that have become so popular lately (i.e. Knocked Up, and Juno.)

Skillet Fries Up the Coronado

Skillet and their cohorts fried up the stage at Rockford’s Coronado Theatre on Tuesday, April 1st.

Hot on the heels of the release of their fifth album, Comatose, the hard-rock band has been hitting the road with fellow rockers Decyfer Down and Thousand Foot Krutch as part of the promotional tour for their new CD.

The opening act- Decyfer Down- kicked off a high adrenaline show with several new songs from their upcoming yet-to-be-named album, then finished the set with songs from their debut album End of Grey.

As far as most opening bands go, Decyfer Down warmed up the still piling in crowd with their powerful lyrics and the hard to miss stage presence of their front man/bassist Caleb Oliver kept the audience on its feet with their hands waving. Songs like “Burn Back the Sun” and “Break Free” had new fans rushing the merchandising tables for CDs, and shirts.

The next group to perform was the Canadian rock quartet; Thousand Foot Krutch. Out in promotion of their new CD The Flame in All of Us, released in late 2007 the album has already been hailed by fans and media as the groups best CD to date. Playing the title tracks “The Flame in All of Us” and “My Own Enemy” along with several fan favorites such as “Rawkfist,” “Move” and the ballad “Breath You In” kept the fans screaming/singing along with lead vocalist Trevor McNevan all evening.

Breaking into the music industry in the late 90s the band has seen three of its five albums reach the top 100 in Billboard sales.

At one point during the set McNevan snuck off stage and ran into the audience with a search light that was segued by various audio clips from news reportings of school shootings beginning with Columbine’s tragedy and ending with the recent NIU shootings audio. The intimacy created by the song and the heartstrings that were tugged by the beginning tracks drew a somber hush over the previously roaring audience.

Finishing off their set with a few more songs from their new CD TFK filed off stage after a short curtain call.

Then in a single moment all the “Panheads” (fans of Skillet) erupted when the entire amphitheater went dark. With a single spotlight fading up on a cellist, on top of a stack of amplifiers, strumming the opening lines of the albums titled track “Comatose” with the band running onto the stage to kick off the beginning of their set.

Never being ones to deprive their fans of an entertaining show Skillet frontman John Cooper told the audience that he was “going to shut up and just play some rock and roll.” Which was followed by a set of songs that entailed an awesome light show and lots of fan interaction with high-fives being thrown out by all mobile members of the band-the drummer obviously couldn’t get up and give high-fives.

Having toured with bands like Breaking Benjamin, Saliva, Seether, Three Days Grace and Staind, Skillet has created a large fanbase, but remains loyal to their roots as an inspirational rock band. With songs like “Comatose,” “Whispers in the Dark,” “The Last Night” and “Rebirthing” offering new hope, instead of a lot of hard rock’s more prominent bands “emo,” self-pitying lyrics.

In her first tour with the band, Skillet’s newest drummer- 18 year-old, Jen Ledger- proved to be a great addition as she not only performed the songs flawlessly, but also came out from her behind her set to sing a solo and a duet with pianist/guitarist Korey Cooper (John’s wife) during the song “Yours to Hold.”

Originating as a Christian band and breaking into the mainstream airwaves with their album Collide has given the band a whole new market to share their style of rock and roll. The Tennessee natives have earned national recognition with songs like “Savior” and “Collide” from the 2003 hit album Collide.

Formed in the late 90s Skillet has seen several members come and go, but they have never stopped doing the two things that give them sold-out venues: always focus on the fans, and always write about hope and faith.

Having gone through several different sounds such as a style of techno/electronic rock, the group has adapted their music help them reach a group of young music lovers with their unique and personal lyrics.

As another way to get the fans more involved in the show, local radio station 101QFL was running a text message based contest where fans would text a specific word to a number and prizes would be issued to the 101st texter.

One of the prizes was a chance to hang out with opening band: Decyfer Down- along with QFL and band merchandise and the final contest that was announced during Skillet’s set which had a grand prize of two free week-long passes to the Cornerstone Music Festival in Bushnell, IL from June 30th- July 5th.

While the series of concerts and potential of winning the prizes in the texting “raffles” were well worth the admission price of $22 the merchandise was extremely overpriced at $30 for t-shirts and $50 for hoodies for all the bands.

The Comatose Tour will be concluding in Lancaster, PA on May, 11th. If you missed them this time around, you can trek down to see Skillet perform along with hundreds of other bands in Bushnell, IL on July, 2nd at the Cornerstone Music Festival.

To check out more on these bands you can check out their websites at DecyferDown.com, ThousandFootKrutch.com, TheFlameinAllofUs.com, Skillet.com or MySpace.com/SkilletMusic

"Leatherheads" Review

Grade: B

In 1925, college level football represented the pinnacle of fame a young athlete could ever want. Professional football was pure anarchy, with very few rules and even fewer fans.

In the George Clooney directed football comedy Leatherheads, the face of college football was Princeton star Carter "The Bullet" Rutherford (John Krasinski) - a speedy game breaker who took time out of his studies to serve in the Great War. While serving Rutherford became a war hero and awarded the Medal of Honor.

In the professional ranks, however, the face of the game was Jimmy "Dodge" Connolly. A man well past his prime, Connolly lived for the love of the game - albeit a dirty game - and gave the small fan base a reason for watching the rag-tag teams fumble around the field, making up rules on the spot. With pro football apparently on its deathbed, Connolly bargains with a Chicago hotel owner to invest in the Duluth Bulldogs and help bring the Bullet to the professional ranks by playing for the team and to become the face of the suddenly changing game.

Upon his arrival to pro football, Rutherford brings many new aspects to the game: new plays, new rules, and team curfews - much to the dismay of Dodge, who had "never played a clean game."

Leatherheads is not the comedy most would assume it to be as presented by the advertising campaign for the picture. Although there are many scenes with good laughs, the movie focuses primarily on the controversy of Rutherford's alleged heroism in France.

There are a lot of political undertones that have come to be expected from Clooney since his 2005 directoral debut; Good Night, and Good Luck. These undertones manage to work with simple camera work, amazing set and costume designs, and a stellar cast that includes Oscar winner- Renee Zellweger, Stephen Root and Wayne Duvall.

The sets, dialogue, music (composed by Randy Newman), and even body language takes you back to a believable Roaring 20s setting. The film features several montages accompanied only by Newman's score, whose jazzy musical styling flourishes in this period piece.

The chemistry between the two Oscar winners is undeniably electric. With their quick banter and the characters charisma Clooney and Zellweger pull off the romantic tension effortlessly.

Leatherheads is an enjoyable movie with a smooth storyline that does not complicate the continuity of the picture. With it's well above-average acting performances by all cast members Clooney's newest feature is well worth catching a weekend matenee.

Dr. Seuss' Horton Hears a Who!

Grade: B


Dr. Seuss’ classic children’s stories have seen quite a ride this decade. Beginning with two live-action movies. The Ron Howard directed Dr. Seuss’ How the Grinch Stole Christmas, and, the not so successful Cat in the Hat starring Mike Myers. Now we see Dr. Seuss in a way never before: computer animation.

Starring the voice talents of Jim Carrey as the lovable and noble elephant Horton and Steve Carell as the Mayor of Who-ville. Dr. Seuss’ Horton Hears a Who! is a family film that everyone can truly enjoy. With clever dialogue and a script that will keep everyone entrenched in the story there is not much to dislike.

Horton inspects the Spec trying to find the voice he heard
When the tiny world of the Who’s gets knocked from its resting place on a sunflower the world, that’s as big as a spec of dust, floats aimlessly on the wind when the Jungle of Null’s resident elephant, Horton, hears a tiny yell from the passing spec. Not being one to let anyone/thing get hurt Horton saves the spec from certain doom by grabbing a pink clover and safely having the spec land onto it.

As readers of the classic children’s story should know: Horton’s befriending of a spec that he claims hold intelligent life is not a popular concept with the self-proclaimed leader of the Jungle of Null: Kangaroo (voiced by Carroll Burnette.)

Kangaroo begins to explain to Horton the dangers of imagination
Wanting the spec destroyed to preserve the innocence of the children of the Jungle, Kangaroo hires Vlad (Will Arnett,) the Vulture to do the job.

Throughout the movie there are several continuity errors that could pull some viewers out of the suspension of disbelief. Such as the “two known Vlads” that Horton knows. One of them being the Vulture and the other being a bunny who is known to bake chocolate chip cookies. There is also a gag of the Jungle dwellers not knowing what a bathroom is. If the Jungle has a way to make baked goods, it would stand to reason that they would have the concept of a bathroom.

Created by Blue Sky Studios- best known for their work on the Ice Age movies- the studio appears to be shortening the gap between Disney’s Pixar Studios and the rest of the competition with an amazing opening graphic of an odd looking acorn falling from a “Seuss”-looking tree and eventually knocking a spec from its spot in a flower and eventually landing on a clover picked by Horton.

God's "Allow"ance

Recently in the Rock Valley College newspaper-- The Valley Forge-- there was an opinion column written titled "An Open Letter to Jesus" this controversial article was more-or-less about how the author of the article was tired of the horrible weather we had been experiencing and requesting that Jesus/God make it stop.

The controversy rests within several lines of the article where the author states that he "would have gotten along famously (without Jesus dying for our sins.)"

This obvious blasphemy caused quite an uproar with the Christians at RVC. The editors received several letters stating that the Forge was a "left-wing" paper and that one columnists opinion- and right to free speech- was reflective of the entire VF staff.

Another response to the column claimed that "only crazy [Christians] believe that God 'allows' wars and school shootings." The thing with this last statement is that earlier in their letter they said that Mr. Columnist should research the religion before he bashes it. If the Responder knew about their faith also, they would know that- sadly- God does allow these things to happen.

The key difference is that He allows them to happen. It's not His will

If God did not allow things to happen, then how did they happen? As the Almighty Ruler of the universe if He obviously does not want us to do these things. But because of His promise of our free will these things can and do happen. If God doesn't allow all the bad things that happen in this world like rape, war, murder, teenage suicide, etc. then why are we even here? If God didn't allow all these things that would mean there'd be no free will.

Without free will there would have been no problems in the Garden of Eden and with Adam and Eve. God would have said "Don't eat from that tree" and their response would have been a resounding "Duh, okay!" with maybe just a little drool dripping down the side of their mouths because there wouldn't be a single thought in their heads.

Take, for example, the story of the Prodigal Son: the youngest child wants to cash in his inheritance early. His father allows him to do so because he knows his son has a mind and will of his own. Though the son was bull-headed and squandered all of his father's money he was welcomed back with open arms.

The father didn't want his son to leave and squander the riches that were going to be given to him. But he did allow it. The father could have easily said no to his son and kept his son from making a mistake. But the father knew that his son would only learn to appreciate what he had after it was gone.

As grim as it is to think that the Lord of all creation allows such things to happen the fact of the matter is that it's our fault that these things happen. Not Gods.

We make the choices to murder our brothers and sisters. We make the choices to abort pregnancies because they aren't convenient for us at this stage in our lives.

We worship a just God who is perfect. His will is perfect. We are imperfect in every way possible. We are dirty. We are immoral. We are made clean through the sacrifice of Jesus Christ.

The only way mankind even still exists is because "...God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life." (John 3:16)

If you are a Christian and do not believe that God allows bad things to happen in this world you are terribly mistaken. And the God that you believe in does not exist. God does not promise that as a follower of Him that your life will be all roses and chocolates.

The God of the universe wants to make us whole in an incomplete world. He wants to feed us while we are in a a barren wasteland. Shelter us against the storm that comes with being one of His chosen.

We will all be persecuted. We will endure many hardships. "Consider it pure joy, my brothers, whenever you face trials of many kinds, because you know that the testing of your faith develops perseverance. Perseverance must finish its work so that you may be mature and complete, not lacking anything. If any of you lacks wisdom, he should ask God, who gives generously to all without finding fault, and it will be given to him. But when he asks, he must believe and not doubt, because he who doubts is like a wave of the sea, blown and tossed by the wind." (James 1:2-6)

We are all sinners. God allows sin to happen in this world. God wills us to follow Him. It's our choice to live a life of redemption or to just live.

10,000 B.C. Review

Grade: D

With the hype that surrounded 10,000 B.C., you would think that there would be more historical continuity within its "epic" story.

The story begins with a tribe of cavemen/early homo erectus - the audience is never really able to tell what the character design is going for with several scenes where it seems the actors have prosthetic brows attached to them - hunting the great wooly mammoth. The first man to kill the bull mammoth wins the companionship of the lovely, blue-eyed Evolet.

But hold on, fellas. With this girl there are some major strings attached: earning the White Spear of leadership, fulfilling a prophecy to save the entire non-civilized world - just little things like that.

The subject of this prophecy is the tribe's very own village outcast: D'Leh. He is outcast by the tribe due to his father's apparent abandonment of the tribe when D'Leh was a younger.

After D'Leh claims his bride the village is attacked by the "four-legged demons" (AKA big Egyptians on horses), that were prophesied to attack the village on the day of the "last hunt." Failing to protect his new bride and the others within the tribe D'Leh and his surrogate father Tic-Tic begin the journey to the end of the earth to find his beloved and the rest of the tribesman.

The landscapes traveled through the world look something like a level out of a game of Halo. Traveling from the snow-covered mountains of the Neolithic men's homeland to the other side of the mountains where bamboo forests - and giant ostriches - grow wild. From there they journey another day or two and reach a barren desert and the Nile River.

The historical inaccuracies are laughable within the picture - although with this style of movie it is not intended to be accurate. According to the story the Great Pyramids of Giza were built in 10,000 B.C. Giant sail boats that did not re quire oars moved faster down the Nile.

With a running time of 109 mins B.C. is a very evenly paced and gives you all you need to see without running too long.

"... Being ‘Brett Favre’ got hard to live up to"

Brett Favre addressed the public today, March 6, two days after the official story broke about his decision to retire.

As Favre walked up to the conference table in typical Favre fashion-- jeans and a casual button-down shirt-- he sat down and spoke into the microphone with a quivering voice "I believe you all know why we're here."

An obviously emotional Favre struggled through his official statement of announcing his retirement. Thanking God, his wife, his family, the Packers organization. Ending a 17 year career in which he broke every major passing record while playing in the NFL's smallest market. "I still can play," said Favre "I just don’t want to. It's been a great career for me, but it's over."

Favre left a voicemail to ESPN's Chris Mortenson Tuesday morning saying that he was "mentally tired" when giving his reason as to why he would not be returning for an 18th NFL season.

"I thought about wearing a suit." He said when asked about his choice of clothing for his formal goodbye to the Green Bay Packers and the NFL. "I thought about shaving. But what you see is what you get."

Favre was originally draft 33rd overall by the Atlanta Falcons in 1991 and only threw five passes for the franchise before, then Packers GM, Ron Wolf traded the teams first round draft pick for the talented, but raw QB out of Southern Miss. 16 years later it is considered one of the greatest trades/steals in sports history. “I hope that with every penny they've spent on me, they know it was money well spent," he said. "It wasn't about the money or fame or records. I hear people talk about your accomplishments and things. It was never my accomplishments, it was our accomplishments,” displaying his character and love towards the franchise that risked a lot on him, but got more in return.

Once Favre gained his composure at the table he joke about all the rumors and videos being played over all the sports and news networks; “I found out what it will be like to die”

Favre’s legendary play revived the Green Bay franchise that had not won a playoff game in a decade and more importantly hadn’t won a Super Bowl since they won in 1967. Over the next 16 years Favre got the Pack to the playoffs 11 times, made it to 4 NFC championship games and won a Super Bowl in 1996 but also lost Super Bowl XXXII in 1997 to John Elway and the Denver Broncos.

Favre also stands as not just the NFLs only 3-time MVP; he also won the awards consecutively (1995-1997). “One play-one season- doesn’t define me.” Answered Favre to the question on many fans minds about why he would want his legacy to end with an interception in the 2007 NFC Championship game.

When asked if this retirement was definite and not like Michael Jordan’s famous “99.9% done” speech, he replied “I’ve questioned my decision. I think it’s the right one. There’s nothing that [the Packers] can say or do that can change that.” But as another reason for his “sudden” retirement Favre added that ““I’m no different than most people. I can act a part. But being ‘Brett Favre’ got hard to live up to”

Brett appeared extremely humbled to be able to sit and announce his retirement from professional football. “I think most people would kill for the opportunity to play just one game in the NFL,” he said “I had thousands and thousands.”

“I hope my legacy is a lot more than [the records.] If I have to be remembered for the statistics then I did something wrong.” Trust us Brett. You will be remembered for far more than just your statistics. You will be remembered as the 30+ year-old kid who reminded us why we love to play the game.

Semi-Pro Review

Grade: C+



Before there was only the NBA there was also a “small-ball” league known as the American Basketball Association (ABA). The new Will Farrell picture Semi-Pro tells the humorous and unlikely story of the Flint, Michigan Tropics. Starring as owner/player/coach- Jackie Moon- Farrell takes his antics to the hard-wood.

In the 1970s the Tropics were a struggling team at the bottom of the ABA standings when the NBA called the league Commissioner for a merger. With the condition that the four teams with the largest markets be absorbed into the new-look NBA the next season. To this Jackie argues his way into a compromise with the Commissioner: the four teams with the best overall records would be absorbed.

Semi-Pro has a surprising amount of heart within it. Farrell’s character is more like a man seeking redemption after the death of his mother than just a guy who is interested in making money. Farrell has not quite found that niche of his that produced such memorable comedies like the 2003 family comedy Elf and Anchor Man in 2005 but with Semi-Pro Farrell appears to be heading back to his roots and taking the focus off of him and placing it more on what made his previous movies so successful: the chemistry between himself and the other actors. With a supporting cast of Woody Harrelson, Will Arnett, Andrew Daly, David Koechner, and a cameo by the always humorous Tim Meadows. The on-screen chemistry creates a believable dialogue within this outlandish “semi-true” story.

Some of the more intriguing questions that arise from the movie are the things that are not made up. Such as why is the Flint, MI basketball team called the “Tropics”? Could players really void trades in the middle of a game? Were players really traded for equipment like washing machines? Were there afros that big before Ben Wallace?

"Irrelevant"?!

On Wednesday Feb. 27, during the ESPN show Around the Horn, a show where sports columnists from the nation’s largest sports cities debate on specific subjects. a regular guest on the show and Los Angeles Times sports writer Bill Plaschke said to Chicago Sun-Times columnist Jay Mariotti that Chicago was an "Irrelevant sports town"

It's true that a lot of Chicago's sports teams are in desperate pseudo rebuilding phases. The Bulls with the acquisitions of Drew Gooden and Larry Hughes. The Bears and their lack of anything resembling an offense. The White Sox, two years after winning the World Series missed the playoffs by 20+ games. The Cubs have hit the 100 year mark for not winning a World Series and are "celebrating" the 63rd anniversary of the last time they were even in the Series.

What Mr. Plaschke might not remember is that about four or five years ago the Denver Nuggets were one of the worst teams in the NBA. The Broncos were still trying to find a replacement for John Elway. And not too many people cared about how well the Colorado Avalanche were playing well, and were a couple years removed form winning the Stanley Cup.

But let's take a look at the bright side of Chicago sports for a moment. The Bears are a little over a year removed from being in the Super Bowl. The White Sox brought a World Series title to Chicago for the first time in 88 years. The Cubs are giving fans an actual sports related reason to attend Wrigley Field again this year.

There are also the not so major sports: the Chicago Wolves of the IHL have won 4 championships in the last 10 years. They have also never had a losing season. The newest addition to the Chicago sports family, the Rush of the Arena Football League, won the AFL championship in Arena Bowl XX and has made the playoffs in every season of their existence. The Chicago Blackhawks also gave fans a reason to cheer early in the NHL season, but have fallen back into losing. They do have a very bright future ahead of them.

Though Chicago's sports are in a state of limbo and the teams are not as feared as they used to be (or in this coming MLB season; should be.) But professional athletes still want to be come to Chicago.

Japanese baseball player Kosuke Fukudome (Cos-kay Fook-u-domay) was quoted as saying his two main choices to play Major League Baseball came down to Chicago's north and south side ball clubs and eventually landed with the Cubs.

The White Sox have been no strangers to welcoming foreign players into the clubhouse having 2 Cuban players on the current roster. Picking up a couple Japanese players in Shingo Takatsu and Tadahito Iguchi a few years ago. Pplus several players from Manager Ozzie Guillen's homeland of Venezuela.

Calling Chicago an irrelevant sports town is like saying that the sky is green. Bill Plaschke needs to check his history and make sure he wasn't talking about Cincinnati.

The Only QB I've Known

One day in 1993 my father came home and walked into my room. He tossed a folded green and white shirt onto my bed. I unfolded the shirt to realize it was a jersey with the number 4 on it. As I turned the jersey around to see who wore this number I read "Faver?"

15 years later I'm cherishing that jersey like it were the Shroud of Turin. 15 years later I'm walking out of work and glance at one of the TVs tuned into ESPN to see a bunch of Packers highlights playing. I smile knowing that half the building is filled with Bears fans pretty much being forced to watch more highlights of Brett Favre (Far-ve) tear apart opponents for monster gains and touchdowns.

Then a realization of horror strikes me: there's only one reason they would be showing these highlights... He's retiring.
Favre's spontaneous TD celebrations were as exciting as he was.
The only quarterback I've known to start for the Green Bay Packers since I began following football is now gone.

Normally a Chicago Cubs fan mantra- "One More Year"- was adopted by the Packers Nation in their hopes of seeing Favre play yet another season in the Green and Gold, hoping to see him in his third Super Bowl.

In one of his final games Favre chucks a snowball at his teammates.
Falling one game, and potentially one pass short of Super Bowl XLII. Next year has come, somewhat unexpectedly. The way Favre played the 2007 season, he looked like he was 26 again, and it seemed like he would be back. But at 38 years-old, he's earned the right to hang up his cleats and sit back in his home in Mississippi and spend time with his family.

But the selfish football fan in me wishes Brett, the 2007 SI Sportsman of the year and three-time NFL MVP, would have stuck around for at least one more year.

As the NFLs all-time leading passer, Favre has little to prove to anyone. He won Super Bowl XXXI in 1997. Fell a drive shy of overtime in SB XXXII.

I feel fortunate that my first live Packers game was not only at Lambeau Field this past season against the Lions, but that I got to see Favre throw the last two TD passes of his career.

The only QB I can remember to start a game for the Pack has retired. And with him a piece of football leaves the game.

No other player in the league plays the game with the love and passion that Favre did.

Much like Michael Jordan's second retirement from the Chicago Bulls; the Packers now will begin to rebuild with Aaron Rodgers, the teams first round draft choice from 2005, as their starter.

I think ChicagoSports.com writer Mike Downey said it best this morning:

"There was something about Brett.

You won't ever forget him.

Or that the 'v' comes before the 'r.'"

Good luck Brett. See you in Canton in 2012

Perfect Strangers DVD

Grade: D+


"Oh, my lord!" It's the classic sitcom, Perfect Strangers, finally out on DVD.

Originally airing in 1986, Perfect Strangers starred Bronson Pinchot as Balki Bartokomous and Mark Linn-Baker as Larry Appleton; two very different cousins raised on opposite ends of the world. Balki: a sheepherder from the extremely small island of Mypos (a fictional Mediterranean island.) Larry: a small town boy from Madison,
Wis. looking to make it on his own in the Windy City.

The box set is rather dry when it comes to material beyond the 28 episodes of the first two seasons. The lone bonus feature within the set is a montage of a staple within the show - the "Dance of Joy." What this set really could have used is some deleted scenes, and some commentaries by cast and crew definitely would have been nice to have. With the original cast of the show being Louis Anderson and his actual cousin a "making of" featurette showing why these two wouldn't have worked giving the director and producers insights on how Linn-Baker and Pinchot did make the show work could have complimented the set nicely.

The episodes also do not appear to be in sequential order. There is an episode on
disc 4 - entitled "Tux for Two" - in which Larry is invited to a gallery event featuring the work of his idol - fictional photographer Roger Morgan. In the episode, Larry mentions that Morgan judged a contest in which he had won 10th place. However, in a later episode ("Up on a Roof") Larry attempts to enter the very same contest. The set isn't entirely to blame for this, as the episodes were initially aired out of order on ABC; however, this seems like something the producers of the show would want to change for this release - the fact that the order remains unchanged is simply another example of how rushed the set feels.

Is this set worth your $30? Only if you were a huge fan of the show and intend to continue through the entire series as the are released.

I Predict: The Oscars

With the Oscars just a few days away I figured I'd pipe in with my opinions and logical choices in the big four categories: Best Picture, Best Performance by an Actor and Actress in a Leading Role, and Best Director for the 80th Annual Academy Awards. (Note: All odds and picks are my opinion)

Best Picture

Atonement- Odds of Winning: 20%

Juno- Odds of Winning: 15%

Michael Clayton- Odds of Winning: 5%

There Will Be Blood- Odds of Winning: 25%

No Country for Old Men- Odds of Winning: 35%

My Pick: Atonement
Probable Winner: No Country for Old Men
Reasoning:
'Atonement' is driven by a powerful story and is one of the more rounded movies of the award season. 'There Will Be Blood' could very well win, but may be hurt by its lack of an obvious plot (it's a character driven story.) 'No Country' is the likely winner through the power-house direction and strong performances. One of the biggest snubs of the season is Tommy Lee Jones not receiving a nomination for Supporting Actor alongside Javier Bardem. This year is one of the tightest races in modern Oscar history, don't be shocked to see any of the three front-runners win, or even a surprise win for 'Juno' by virtue of the hype machine.

Best Actor in a Leading Role

George Clooney: Michael Clayton- Odds of Winning: 4%

Johnny Depp: Sweeney Todd- The Demon Barber of Fleet Street- Odds of Winning: 2%

Daniel Day-Lewis: There Will Be Blood- Odds of Winning: 90%

Tommy Lee Jones: In The Valley of Ellah- Odds of Winning: 2%

Viggo Mortensen: Easter Promises- Odds of Winning: 4%

My Pick: Daniel Day-Lewis
Probable Winner: Daniel Day-Lewis
Reasoning:
Daniel Day-Lewis... 'Nuff said.


Best Actress in a Leading Role

Cate Blanchett: Elizabeth: The Golden Age- Odds of Winning: 5%

Julie Christie: Away From Her- Odds of Winning: 40%

Ellen Page: Juno- Odds of Winning: 40%

Laura Linney: The Savages- Odds of Winning: 10%

Marion Cotillard: La Vie En Rose- Odds of Winning: 5%

My Pick: Ellen Page
Probable Winner: Ellen Page
Reasoning:
In what looks like a two-woman race between Ellen Page and Julie Christie; Page could very well win thanks to the large amount of hype that 'Juno' has been receiving. Which is well-earned through her young age (21) and versatility she showed in her performance


Director(s)

Jason Reitman: Juno- Odds of Winning: 25%

Tony Gilroy: Michael Clayton- Odds of Winning: 15%

Joel Coen and Ethan Coen: No Country for Old Men- Odds of Winning: 30%

Paul Thomas Anderson: There Will Be Blood- Odds of Winning: 25%

Julian Schnabel: The Diving Bell and the Butterfly- Odds of Winning: 5%

My Pick: Paul Thomas Anderson
Probable Winner: Joel Coen and Ethan Coen
Reasoning
Both nominations are well earned. If only all three could walk away with an award for the achievement in directing. Again do not be surprised if one or the other wins.

See ya Feb. 24 at 7 PM central

Atonement Review

Grade: A-

A tale of reality vs. perception—“Atonement” tells the story of two lovers Robbie Turner (James McAvoy) and Cecelia Tallis (Keira Knightley) -- torn apart by perception.

On a beautiful day in 1935, writing prodigy, Briony Tallis composes a play to perform with her cousins to welcome home her brother. While Briony and her cast are taking a break from the rehearsal Briony stares out of the bedroom window to find that Robbie is threatening Cecelia to strip and jump into the surprisingly deep backyard fountain. Through a technique used throughout the movie we are brought back to earlier in the day and the audience is following Cecelia around leading up to her jumping into the fountain to fetch a piece of a vase accidentally broken by Robbie.

Later that evening Robbie has been invited to join the Tallis family for dinner. Robbie is soon escorted away by policemen investigating the rape of a young girl. The key eye-witness to the assault: Briony Tallis.

At the breakout of World War II Robbie is given the choice between serving out the rest of his prison sentence or joining with Royal Army and being released upon his tour being completed or the end of the war. As a way to see Robbie Cecelia, having renounced her family, becomes a nurse and has up-to-the-minute ideas of where Robbie is and if he is still alive.

Based upon the acclaimed novel of the same name by Ian McEwan; “Atonement” is one of the most unique movies to be produced in the new millennium; with outstanding lighting, amazing story-telling, a musical score that can bring you to the edge of your seat as easily as it could lull you to sleep and an ending that could melt the coldest of hearts. The performances within the picture, however, are very pedestrian. Although this does not hurt the movie by any means, it could keep the Academy from recognizing “Atonement” as the Best Picture winner for the upcoming Academy Awards.

Complimenting the outstanding score by Dario Marianelli the lighting and symbolism throughout the picture bring life to the characters true feelings and intentions. This is displayed throughout the movie, in the beginning of the picture when Briony is always shown with a bright light on her and her white dress. Then as the film progresses and Briony realizes the mistake she has made she is shown more in shadows, reflecting her guilt.

Along with the best picture nomination “Atonement” has merited 6 other nominations including: Best supporting actress – Saoirse Ronan, Achievement in Art Direction, Cinematography, Achievement in Costume Design, Best Original Score, and Adapted Screen Play. All of which are well deserved and could win.

Meet the Spartans Review

Grade: F

The “2 of the 6 writers of the ‘Scary Movie’ franchise” need to be stopped. In their third straight year of producing a spoof “comedy” movie they somewhat take on the movie ‘300’ with ‘Meet the Spartans’ a homo-erotic twist on the 2007 hit. The writers don’t appear to have even tried with things like how the Spartans greet each other: high-fives to the women and open mouth kisses for the men when greeting each other.

The only laughs to be had within the movie are when the Spartans literally skip to the Hot Gates and during the only fight scene to protect their land from the invading Persians. All other fight scenes make fun of other movies such as ‘Step Up’ and ‘Bring It On’ in which the Spartans and the Persian “soldiers” have dance-offs and “Yo-Momma” fights.

Unlike its predecessors ‘Meet the Spartans’ has absolutely no originality within the story. With the tag line “no movie is safe” they attempt to make fun of other movies like ‘Spider-man,’ ‘Shrek,’ the infamous (and completely unnecessary) “leave Britney alone” YouTube video and ‘Transformers.’ Whereas in previous movies the writers stuck to specific movie genres where, they take pop-culture parodies to new almost unbearable lows within the torment of this movie.

In what should be an abomination to the movie industry ‘Meet the Spartans’ debuted at number one in the box-office for the weekend of Jan. 25. For a movie that runs 94 minutes-- too long-- there is little to take away from this movie other than a lighter wallet/purse. Recommendation: use the $20 you would spend to see this movie on something more productive like filling your gas tank; you’ll get more laughs out of that experience than you will with ‘Meet the Spartans.’

Rambo Review

Grade: C

The Sylvester Stallone farewell tour continues with the release of ‘Rambo’ the fourth installment of the ‘First Blood’ movies that debuted in the early 80s. John Rambo, one of Stallone’s cornerstone characters-- outside of the Rocky Balboa— the soft-spoken Vietnam veteran who has seen more than enough violence in his lifetime has retreated to Thailand working as a river guide on his boat.

A very melodramatic Rambo is soon offered a paying job to guide a mission group that is looking to help those caught in the middle of the war in Burma. Against his better judgment Rambo takes the group up to a nearby village in Burma, soon after the missionaries arrive, the rampaging government that kidnaps healthy young boys, forcing the children into military service, attacks the village. Once word reaches back to the States about what has happened the minister of the missionary’s church recruits Rambo to join other mercenaries to bring back the kidnapped evangelists and a daring rescue mission of seemingly insurmountable odds is begun.

In the final chapter of the John Rambo saga, the direction that Stallone takes the character and the franchise to new extremes. ‘Rambo’ also lets the audience almost believe that a small mercenary group armed with only a few semi-automatics, a single sniper rifle and Rambo with a self-fashioned machete can take out an entire national army. While the missionaries are quite possibly the most arrogant and stupid people alive.

The mission group leader, Michael (Paul Shulze) expositions that he’s been into Burma several times before and “nothing bad has happened before.” As his tag-team partner in the annoying corner we have Sarah (Julie Benz,) who is dedicated to hers and the team’s volunteer duty to helping the Burmese village and apparently just walk around and bask in her self-righteousness of just walking around the village looking pretty while the others are off “fulfilling their commitment” as is frequently said by them.

Unlike its predecessors ‘Rambo’ does not hold to a reality that you can be sucked into. We are re-introduced to a very somber, and remorseful Rambo, he still kills with ease and little hesitance, but much to his own disdain. The only thing that keeps this movie afloat is the gore, violence and intense (although obviously absurd) action sequences.

‘Rambo’ is the latest in a series of classic movies getting a last hurrah, like the upcoming ‘Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull’ (May 22, 2008) to go along with previous releases of ‘Live Free or Die Hard,’ ‘Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines’ and the aforementioned ‘Rocky Balboa.’

Cloverfield Review

Grade: B

The cat is finally out of the bag and J.J. Abrams big monster movie ‘Cloverfield’ has smashed its way into theaters. Released behind a shroud of mystery about what kind of monster will be destroying the city of New York this time.

On the night of Rob Hawkins’ going away party the city of New York comes under attack by an unknown assailant. All we know is that it is big, mean and unstoppable. In an effort to flee the city Rob, his brother Jason, and friends Hud, Marlena and Lily take off from their Central Park apartment towards the Brooklyn Bridge. On the way to the bridge Rob gets a short-lived, desperate phone call from his best friend Beth. This sends Rob into a race against time to find Beth and still evacuate to get out of the monsters destructive rampage. After the monster’s immediate emergence a shocking scene of the Chrysler building being knocked down and seeing the citizens running from the cloud of debris is enough to make anyone’s heart pound.

‘Cloverfield’ is shot from the first-person perspective of Hudson ‘Hud’ Platt, one of Rob’s closest friends. Hud’s dedicated to hold on to his camera and document all the terrifying events of the night, along with his commentary that probably speaks the audiences mind. Although the thought of a ‘Blair Witch’ style film may turn some stomachs, it is quite possibly the most ingenious idea for a new series for a new monster movie franchise. Similar to the “smoke monster” on Abrams’ hit show “Lost” the monster in ‘Cloverfield’ is cleverly concealed by buildings and quick movements by a frightened Hud while running for his life with his friends. One of the most unique aspects within the picture is sentimentality between Rob and Beth, and the suspense of running from the unknown threat.

Under the direction of Matt Reeves, and with the production stylings of Abrams ‘Cloverfield’ creates a sense of wonder, excitement and terror of what could be looming around every corner keeping the audience on the edge of its seat. With a running time of 85 minutes the movie may seem short on the way in, but once the opening credits begin time loses all meaning and the only thing running through everyone’s mind is “What’s going to happen next?” And if a monster tearing its way through NYC on its own isn’t scary enough, the cause for our terror also drops some crab-like minions that scurry through the city, able to get into places where our monster is too big. In some ways these guys are a scarier concept than the actual beast.

With a gross of $41 million over the long weekend, ‘Cloverfield’ took the record for highest gross in an opening weekend for a movie released in January, overtaking the “Star Wars” special edition released in 1997, it also had an opening day gross of $16.75 million for the month of January.

The Gladiators are Back

Viewers; are you ready?! You had better be, because the American Gladiators are back. After a 12-year absence from the airwaves the heart pounding action has returned with new gladiators and new challenges that will hurt you just watching.

Hosted by Terry “Hulk” Hogan and Laila Ali the new “American Gladiators” features bigger Gladiators than the ones most of us may remember from childhood, such as Justice- a 6’ 8”, 290 lbs Goliath. Other new male Gladiators include Mayhem, Militia, Toa, Wolf, and Titan; a late addition to the show during it’s first run. The female Gladiators are Crush, Fury, Venom, Siren, Stealth and the 6’ 1” 200+ lbs "Viking Vixen" Hellga (no, that’s not a typo.)

The new Gladiator Arena hosts many classic challenges that you may remember like Assault, Gauntlet, Hang Tough, Power Ball, Pyramid, The Wall, the giant Q-tip duel: Joust, along with a new and very intense twist on the shows final head-to-head contest: the Eliminator. New games Hit and Run where contestants have to run across a 50-foot suspension bridge while four Gladiators hurl 100-lb “demolition” balls at them trying to knock the contestants off the bridge.

Many of the contenders have Oprah-esque stories to go along with the chance to win $100,000, and a chance to become a new Gladiator for the coming season. For example- contender Adam Levin an alleged victim of hurricane Wilma who is looking for a fresh start with his potential winnings.

Earthquake is another new game where contenders wrestle gladiators trying to shove them off a platform that is suspended four feet in the air. This event started off with a big twist when a contender and Venom were about to both tumble over and Venom grabbed one of the suspension wires holding up the platform and spun around while staying on the platform. Preventing the contender from gaining any points.

contenders must climb a damp cargo net, next comes the classic hand-bikes, then comes the barrel roll with a 30-foot climb up the pyramid immediately after, followed by the zip-line, then the excruciating reverse escalator, then a steep stair climb and finally The new Eliminator blows away its predecessor. The contestants start off by climbing an eight-foot wall, after a 20-foot under water swim with a flaming surface overhead the breaking through a wall of padded blocks to stop the clock.

Compared to its predecessor the new “American Gladiators” is on par for what could be a successful run. The biggest problem with the show is with the Gladiators looking and acting like players in a WWE wrestling-opera. One Gladiator who may not last to a potential second season: Wolf. With his long hair, styled facial hair and tired attempts at building a fan base by howling every time they say his name, and calling out for his “wolf pack” with the fans in the arena. Usually this turns out with little to no response. Another potential cast-off from the new team may be Toa, who acts like former WWE star Wild Man Mark Mero.

The show appears to be off to a good start, debuting on Sunday, January 6th to a Nielson Rating of 4.4/11, which was good enough for the highest rated non-NFL product on TV that night. The reprise did even better the next night-- in the show’s regular time-slot-- with 10.91 million viewers while going up against the BCS Championship Game between LSU and Ohio State. And in it’s second week ranked number one for its time slot.